Wednesday, January 13, 2010

quentin crisp: the mother ship

The British writer, author, commentator and absent grandfather of metrosexualité Mark Simpson has written an illuminating and -- to my mind -- very accurate psycho-bio on the pathology of England's most stateliest homo, Quentin Crisp. The blog entry can be read here. It is titled Quentin Crisp and Hurtian Crisp and delineates the difference between the real doyenne of the Black Cat Café and Hurt's portrayal of his sister-in-crime.

Hurt is heterosexual and brought a certain sexual charge to his depiction of Crisp in The Naked Civil Servant, in the the same way that Terence Stamp was unforgettable in his role of the transsexual, retired performer in Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. Hurt confers a virility on Crisp that simply was not present in its real-life owner. He strides gaily through the streets of Bloomsbury, overburdened by bon-mots crafted  through years of self-internment, advertising his actuality to bystanders on suburban station platforms.  Tossing a slipper into the face of 1930s convention, Crisp is Genet in deeply mauve eye-shadow. One warms to him. But the Painted Sultana of Sodom had little to do with sodomy, or even sex. Crisp was determinedly "the only gay in the village" until the 1960s undid him. A living sculpture of high narcissism,  the scale of his emotional ruthlessness and detachment was boundless. Crisp would have survived even in ancient Rome. His unsentimentality sometimes ran to the cruel and the exotic. I think he was right about many things but his 'truisms' were also firmly implanted in the life lead unshared; a life that gave not an inch to either commitment nor compromise. And  a sink piling up with unwashed dishes that had reached the 'fish stage'.

Quentin Crisp was a Mother Ship to many British homosexuals in the 1970s who saw his biopic, The Naked Civil Servant, and in it the  reflection of their own circumstantial isolation at a time that neither understood nor barely tolerated homosexuality. It was the fiesta of a rouged passeggiata through the post and pre-war years of a bombed London.  His autobiography is fairly well written if sometimes exhaustive in the repetition of its daily, domestic accounts. The life-philosophy is grandiose and Wildean yet expounded within the small, amethyst cell of a slovenly, bath-robed typist who refuses to dust. That is not a pejorative term -- the internet has claimed us all as shorthand typists.

Crisp was an exhibitionist. An exhibitionist is not interested in group activity or collectivism -- his existence, his oxygen depends upon the uninterrupted monologue and an enraptured audience that is amused and shocked. Anyone with a flair for after-dinner entertainment knows this. Crisp allied himself with nobody. I don't think he would have been comfortable with metrosexuality, which would have robbed him of his martyrdom. Nor may the legalisation of homosexuality (and all the unisex hair salons that sprang up around it) have necessarily been good news,  de-throning him of his unique status. He needn't have worried -- Crisp went on to outlive a great many people who were born fifty years after he first over-buttered toast.
They really could have done with him in the Army -- his survival skills were second-to-none.

5 comments:

VJESCI said...

.lood gourd.no idea as to whom painted the exquisite visage up top mmm?

stimpy said...

How very Makerist to cite me flatteringly - and then far surpass my own effort.

So many glittering lines, but this one stands out:

'The life-philosophy is grandiose and Wildean yet expounded within the small, amethyst cell of a slovenly, bath-robed typist who refuses to dust. That is not a pejorative term -- the internet has claimed us all as shorthand typists.'

brightonlayabout said...

You have meet the fantastic Mr Crisp have you not?
If this is true do tell all or at least a bit.
I have been a massive (well, 5'11 and slim) fan for a many a year.
I see a lot of his style in your writing- you, of course are a rock n roll Crisp (then again aren't we all)
I always thought it would be interesting to know your mate Morrisseys views on Crisp- he seemed to have stolen a bit of Crisps persona in the early days (asexual,aesthetic, invalid on the rampage)

James Maker said...

I have never met Quentin Crisp.
I phoned him up in 1975, when I was 14 and said to him:
"I'm being ignored."
He replied, "Faint."
So I did, in the school canteen, on buses and once in the local library.

I saw him many years later at the Richmond Theatre, in 1987. What surprised me was that anybody could linger so long next to a Chippendale table.

Elise Moore said...

I have never met Quentin Crisp.
I phoned him up in 1975, when I was 14 and said to him:
"I'm being ignored."
He replied, "Faint."


And that is officially the best thing I have ever heard.

I once asked Edward Albee (in 2007?), at a round-table for young playwrights who'd been granted audience, if theatre was dying, and he replied whip-fast, "Are YOU dying?" That was the only point in the conversation where I got his attention, except when I accidentally caused him to feign leaving the room. Perhaps I should have fainted instead.

(Same girl who's now following you on Twitter, friend of Mark S, Elly, and Helen Highwater. I've been a fan since I read a brief mention of you in an early Morrissey interview archived on the internet. Which brings us to the present day, when I've downloaded the kindle book app to download your autobio.)